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The Tourist
SERIES 2
Join tourist comedian Rick
Bronson as he rockets through a variety of North American
cities seeking out adventure and advice from local merchants
to tour guides, street performers and of course, other tourists.
Episode 1: San Antonio, Texas
Comedian Rick
Bronson is back with more light-hearted comment on life
in various North American cities. In this programme, Rick finds
there's more to remember about San Antonio than the Alamo! On
a stroll through the city's streets he sets out to uncover the
truth about salsa with a blind taste test - do Texans prefer
their own or that 'crap' from New York City? Also on the agenda
is a visit to the Hertzberg Museum - dedicated to life under
the Big Top - and a Tex-Mex dinner on a boat floating down the
river.
Episode 2: New Orleans, Louisiana
Rick
Bronson gets his Mojo working in the land of the Big Easy
- New Orleans. As New Orleans is situated five feet under sea
level and cemetery space is tight, "Rent-a-Tomb" is
serious business in this town. This is the home of North America's
largest Mardi Gras, so Rick goes behind the scenes to watch
construction on the huge parade floats and learn the proper
technique of bead tossing. Next, he meets a voodoo priestess
who reads Rick's future through the divination of chicken bones
and performs a voodoo bonding ceremony with him. Fulfilling
a lifelong dream, Rick gigs with a Zydeco band at the 'Rock
n' Bowl', hops onto a streetcar named Desire, sails through
the Bayou and eats at 'Lucky Chengs' restaurant where he finds
plenty of spice on the menu.
Episode 3: West Palm Beach, Florida
Sun, sand and spectacular wealth - just
another day at West Palm Beach! Rick
Bronson explores the lifestyles of the rich and famous during
a shopping trip to some of the most exclusive stores in the
world. The secrets of the Everglades are explored aboard a fan
boat and gliding across the River of Grass reveals some little-known
facts about alligators. Back on terra firma, Rick woos Lady
Luck at the greyhound races and plays one of the most deadly
games in the world - jai alai. After all this excitement, Rick
unwinds with a gourmet buffet and a bit more sun, sand and surf.
Episode 4: Halifax, Nova Scotia
Rick
Bronson experiences Maritime hospitality firsthand when
he visits the coast. He gets to captain a tugboat through the
busy Halifax harbour and celebrates with a pub-crawl. Jiggin'
for fish out on the ocean tests his sea-legs (and stomach) and
a visit to the historical British fortress, The Citadel, tests
his mettle as a soldier. Later, Rick supervises a gun runner
competition, plays gags on unsuspecting tourists at Peggy's
Cove and visits a Maritime Museum that houses many artifacts
from the ill-fated Titanic. Before bidding Nova Scotia and Haligonians
farewell, Rick discovers the answer to the age-old question
of what is really worn under a kilt.
Episode 5: Toronto, Ontario
As Canada's largest and most cosmopolitan
city, Toronto has plenty to offer intrepid tourists. Rick
Bronson starts out on top of the world at the CN Tower -
the planet's tallest freestanding building - before heading
down to the Bata Shoe Museum. The museum's collection features
footwear from around the world and throughout the ages, and
houses more shoes than Imelda Marcos' wardrobe. Over at the
Hockey Hall of Fame, Rick tests his goalie skills and discovers
the Holy Grail of Hockey - the Stanley Cup. A trip on the world's
shortest ferry (it lasts 40 seconds) rounds off Rick's voyage
to 'The Centre of the Universe'.
Episode 6: Quebec City, Quebec
The capital city of La Belle Province,
Quebec City is the oldest fortified city in North America and
has been named an UNESCO Heritage Site. Rick
Bronson decides that aluminium siding is the answer to sprucing
up some of the old buildings and attempts to drum up support
from the locals. Quebeckers love to party and two of the biggest
parties of the year are the Carnival in winter and Jean Baptiste
Day on June 25th. Rick takes a trip down the St. Lawrence River,
re-enacts the historic Battle of the Plains of Abraham (as both
the English and French armies) and tries his hand at being an
untalented streetside artist.
Episode 7: Ottawa, Ontario
Where better for Rick
Bronson to get tips on how to become a politician than in
Canada's capital city, Ottawa? Rick hangs out with the young,
hip members of the Reform Party and discovers that politicians
are a lot more fun than they let on. He sees the 'high' lights
of Ottawa, from touring the Parliament buildings to hot-air
ballooning, and on Canada Day he goes undercover (dressed as
a beaver) to quiz Canadians on their knowledge of their native
land. Finally, Rick puts his tastebuds where his mouth is when
he challenges the newspaper's food critic to a taste-off.
Episode 8: Calgary, Alberta
Yahoo! Rick
Bronson is sworn in as an official Calgary visitor - complete
with white Stetson hat - before exploring all that 'Cowtown'
has to offer. On a visit to Olympic Park, home of the 1988 Winter
Olympics, Rick takes a death-defying trip down the luge run,
with only a helmet and a marshmallow-padded shirt for protection.
Beautiful Banff in the Rocky Mountains is only an hour's drive
from Calgary and offers the soothing waters of the natural hot
springs as well as spectacular views from a gondola. Deep in
the heart of cattle country, Rick chows down on four pounds
of succulent Alberta beef just so he can eat for free!
Episode 9: Vancouver, British Columbia
Rick
Bronson visits Vancouver, arguably one of the most beautiful
cities in the world. He starts off with a trek up Grouse Grind
Trail using his mountain climbing skills to meet women - or
try to, at least. After this failed attempt, he sets up an 'Adopt-A-Goose
Foundation' at Stanley Park's 18-hole pitch and putt, where
flocks of Canadian Geese are a course hazard. There are more
adventures in store later when he cuts a rug at BaBalu's nightclub,
trades insults with the waiting staff at The Elbow Room and
ends up having to make his own coffee!
Episode 10: Chicago, Illinois
Rick
Bronson discovers that 'The Windy City' has 6 million people,
the world's largest library, 40 museums and 148,000 manholes.
Rick plays Whirly Ball (Chicago's 'secret' game of basketball
with bumper cars), fuels himself with Mr Beef sandwiches and
uncovers the connection between the Cubs' losing streak and
the Billy Goat Tavern. This is definitely his kind of town!
Episode 11: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Philadelphia is not only the birthplace
of America but the 'City of Brotherly Love' - unbeknownst to
the Philadelphians quizzed by Rick
Bronson. He discovers that the Liberty Bell is not all it's
cracked up to be and that even the eighteenth century was not
immune to graffiti artists. He gets in touch with his inner
artist by taking an art class at the Philadelphia Museum - with
a group of eight year olds. All that creativity works up an
appetite so it's off to the South side for some Philadelphia
cheese steaks.
Episode 12: Savannah
Rick
Bronson compares Savannah to a box of chocolates - he never
knows what he's going to get next! 'The Book' gift shop is one
example - it only sells items themed on the book 'Midnight in
the Garden of Good and Evil'. Another unique case is Mrs Wilkes'
Dining Room, which despite having no advertising and no sign,
is the busiest restaurant in town. Rick takes a walk down streets
lined with beautiful mansions, going in search of the top three
porches in the city. A tour through Juliette Lou House inspires
him to become a Girl Scout and sell cookies - until the other
girl scouts turf him out of the group.
Episode 13: Honolulu, Hawaii
Rick
Bronson says 'Aloha!' to the beaches of Waikiki and, under
the guise of 'Tan Man', sets off on a sun-protection crusade.
The crashing waves inspire him to 'Hang Ten', jump off a cliff
and swim with sharks. Later, he gets 'lei'd' at the Polynesian
Cultural Centre and gets plain lost in the world's largest maze.
The highlight of Honolulu, however, must be Rick singing 'Tiny
Bubbles' with the man himself, Mr Don Ho.
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